WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) - In a show of strong bipartisan support, the House of Representatives voted 332-91 today to approve a $47 billion aid package aimed at providing humanitarian assistance and military aid to the embattled people of Ukraine, Gaza, and Columbia University.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The partisan divide in Congress deepened further today as Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) joined Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) in demanding the removal of Speaker Mike Johnson over his recent budget negotiations involving pop superstar Taylor Swift.

Greene, a firebrand member of the conservative House Freedom Caucus, sparked the controversy earlier this week by accusing Johnson of overstepping his authority and undermining Republican principles by collaborating with Swift on a compromise spending package.

New York, NY - Columbia University President Nemat (Minouche) Shafik has been removed from the jury in the ongoing trial involving former President Donald Trump. The decision was made over concerns that her identity might be made public, potentially compromising her safety and the integrity of the trial.

Memphis, Tenn. — In an unprecedented move, the National Basketball Association (NBA) has issued a ban on Jontay Porter, the talented power forward for the Memphis Grizzlies, prohibiting him from betting on the Senate impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security.

New York — Former President Donald Trump was caught on camera playing the popular word puzzle game, Wordle. The incident occurred yesterday during the courtroom proceedings, leaving many spectators baffled and amused.

Wordle, a deceptively simple game where players guess a five-letter word based on feedback from their guesses, has become a global sensation. However, its appearance in the hallowed halls of justice was unprecedented.

Boston, MA — In a remarkable turn of events at this year’s Boston Marathon, adult film star Stormy Daniels crossed the finish line with unwavering determination, leaving spectators and fellow runners in awe. Her powerful stride and resolute spirit propelled her to an impressive finish, defying expectations and capturing the hearts of many.

New York — New York City, known for its iconic food scene, has a new food critic in town. None other than the renowned MMA fighter, Conor McGregor. In a surprising turn of events, McGregor has taken to the streets of the Big Apple to rank the city’s best bagels.

McGregor, known for his prowess in the octagon, has shown an unexpected interest in the culinary world. The fighter spent a week touring the city’s most famous bagel shops, tasting, and ranking them based on their flavor, texture, and overall quality.